I would just like to point out to Cubs Security that YOU KICKED OUT THE WRONG GUY!
The D-bag on the left is the one who threw the beer.
The D-bag on the right... well... you can throw him out too, but he didn't throw the beer.
Look, I know you may have had one too many at the ballpark.
I understand you have a severe dislike of the Phillies... or Victorino... or the fact that the Cubs were getting shelled.
But there is no excuse.... NO EXCUSE!!!! ... EVER!!!! ...
...to waste alcohol.
DON'T THROW BEER!
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Edward Heller also posts various rants on his own blog at virtualcheeseburger.blogspot.com
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