Thursday, August 13, 2009

Don't Throw Beer...EVER!

Before I start the "don't throw beer" rant,
I would just like to point out to Cubs Security that YOU KICKED OUT THE WRONG GUY!
The D-bag on the left is the one who threw the beer.
The D-bag on the right... well... you can throw him out too, but he didn't throw the beer.

Look, I know you may have had one too many at the ballpark.
I understand you have a severe dislike of the Phillies... or Victorino... or the fact that the Cubs were getting shelled.

But there is no excuse.... NO EXCUSE!!!! ... EVER!!!! ...

...to waste alcohol.

DON'T THROW BEER!

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Edward Heller also posts various rants on his own blog at virtualcheeseburger.blogspot.com

Sunday, June 28, 2009

70's Night at Wrigley 2009 - July 6th. D'oh!

Dear Cubs Marketing Dept. -

Way to drop the ball and wait until the very last minute to announce (on television - as an afterthought) that seventies night is on July 6th, which is totally inconsistent with every other time you've held a 70's night.

People need to plan ahead for these events, as your bleacher tickets often sell out for this event, and now since you haven't used the first home game in August like most people were expecting, we'll be unable to attend the actual event.

p.s. - plan to play a lot of seventies music on August 11th while you're giving out your Ryan Sandberg Bobbleheads, because we'll very likely dress up in 70's outfits on that day just to spite you.

Sincerely,
Cub Fans who like 70's night.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Welcome Back, Bobby!


Back so soon?

Did the Cubs just blow a bunch of dough on round trip airfare from Iowa?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Thanks, Bobby! Come Back Soon!

For those who haven't heard yet...
Bobby Scales is goin back to Iowa.

This is a bad idea.
How are we supposed to have a Cinderella-Story-Ending if he's back in the minors?!?!

Oh... wait... I see.
Jim Hendry, you are a genius! Put him back in the minors for a month or two and then bring him back in August or September to bail us out of whatever mess the Cubs get into.

OK, carry on!
But if I don't see Mr. Scales return to Chicago in August, HEADS WILL ROLL!!!! (metaphorically)

Monday, May 25, 2009

Mister T Sings!

"I pity the fool who don't get more runs!"
Now if he'd actually SAID that, the Cubs might have broken their losing streak.


Upcoming guest conductors for the rest of the week:
Tuesday - Jason Michael Carroll
Wednesday - Tyrus Thomas
Thursday - William Petersen
Friday - Joe Mantegna
Saturday - Larry King
Sunday - Bruce Weber

Maybe a different colored cat.

I'm probably going to catch hell from other Cub fans for even bringing this up, but...

It has been 40 years.
2009 - 1969 = 40

Well, not exactly 40 years yet, but it seems like no one is even acknowledging this.
All I want to know is..
Has anyone... in all this time... considered...possibly... maybe...
letting a white cat roam across the field in front of Lou Piniella and then running behind whoever happens to be playing 3rd base (get well soon, Ramirez!) while he's on deck?


click on photo for Chicago Tribune article.

Everyone's been concentrating on that OTHER animal. Maybe it's time to shift gears.

OK, fine. You're not going to bother giving in to these "silly superstitions".
Then someone stop by the clubhouse and tell Lou to start giving these guys more batting practice or something! This is friggin ridiculous!!! Yes, more ridiculous than a freakin animal curse!

p.s. - Go Cubs.




Ed also contributes various rantings to his own blog , VirtualCheeseBlogger

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Peavy to White Sox? or would he prefer playing for the NL ?

The trade is approved by San Diego, but does Peavy want to play for the American League? Last time we checked, he's said he'd rather play in the NL.

And if Peavy passes on the White Sox.... could the Cubs make him an offer he can't refuse?

We Cub fans are used to hoping for unlikely scenarios.
Come on, Peavy! Give us a hint of your intentions (to join the Cubs) in your inevitable interview. Maybe just a brief nod to the North Siders; a "Holy Cow, this was a tough decision, but...".

Go Cubs.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

5-15-09 Rainout... with rum drinks

Waiting @ Captain Morgan Club in Wrigley....

for the game to be rained out and rescheduled for July 30th.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

101 Years... AND COUNTING

Here's my yearly pitch for you to buy a tee shirt.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Welcome to THE BIGS, Bobby Scales!


31 year old 10+ year minor leaguer Bobby Scales is now...

31 year old backup infielder Bobby Scales.

Cinderella Story? Time will tell.
Good luck, Bobby!

Ed also contributes various rantings to his own blog , VirtualCheeseBlogger

Thursday, April 30, 2009

MLB report: Joba has it

Caught the ESPN game last night. You'll be shocked to learn the Yankees were on. Joba was pitching against the Tigers in Comerica. He absolutely looks like a starting pitcher out there. He was changing speeds, moving the ball around, and working quickly.

The Yankees' pen was a different story. After Chamberlain left the game, they almost coughed up an 8-1 lead in a pitchers' park on a cold April night in Michigan. Even Mariano Rivera threw a long ball. Albabedajo was terrible in relief for New York. For Detroit, Joel Zumaya looked really good. He gave them two innings of zeroes.

What's Wrong with Carlos?

Carlos Marmol was bad yesterday in Phoenix. Really bad. Either he is pitching with pain, or he has lost the feel for how to locate the strike zone. Of course, for the Cubs this is a bad thing. With Kevin Gregg bad yesterday, the bullpen looks a little short.

Thursday's beatdown by the Dbacks was definitely a team effort. The pitching and the hitting were both awful. It is difficult to really break it down and point out where the Cubs were lacking.

Now the Cubs are 10-10, looking way up at the Cardinals. This morning the Daily Herald (newspapers, remember those?) asked if the Cubs were overconfident coming out of spring training. As a fan, I took it for granted that we would be the class of the division again. It may still happen but it is time to put that complacency away.

Here come the Marlins for a 3-game series. Tonight there is a 7:05 night game, if it's not rained out, which looks like a real possibility from my window. The Marlins are reeling after a great start.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Taking a look at the Cubs' pen

Bullpen set up:
CLOSER: Kevin Gregg
SETUP: Carlos Marmol
SHORT RELIEF: Aaron Heilman
MIDDLE: Jeff Samarzdija
MIDDLE: Neal Cotts
MIDDLE: Luis Vizcaino
LONG RELIEF: David Patton

When I was first introduced to baseball, teams had 10-man pitching staffs. There were 4-man rotations and 6-man bullpens. Generally now there are 12-man staffs. Above you see the seven Cub relievers.

I think most of us agree that Carlos Marmol is the best pitcher on that list. So why isn't he the closer? Two reasons. 1) hate to give up the option of bringing in Marmol at any time whatsoever; and 2) Marmol tends to be at his worst at the very most important times.

As a short reliever or set up combo, Marmol and Heilman is rock-solid. It will be a great bullpen if two other things go well: 1) Gregg holds up as closer and 2) Marmol doesn't let this bother him. My problem is that I wouldn't bet on either. Gregg is not a dominating closer and if Marmol isn't a little upset by this situation, I don't know what to say. The best case scenario is that he gets angry at Piniella and turns it into determination to demolish opposing hitters. I know that's what Lou is looking for. But will we see that, or will we see Marmol let it get to him and unravel mentally?

Cubs get one in St. Louis...

... but lose Ramirez and Lee, even if only for one day. Soriano was beaned. It's always tough in St. Louis.

I'm back to blogging the Cubs, after a necessary absence in which I tended to some urgent business.

What's new in Cub land? It hasn't been a great start, but while I wasn't here to update you all regularly, Kosuke Fukudome really turned around his hitting. He leads the team in most categories. Could it be that this is the real Fukudome? Maybe last season he just got tired. Soriano is also rolling. Ramirez has been OK. I like that we are surviving though we haven't been getting anything from Derrek Lee or Milton Bradley. Those two will be there when Soriano hits his slump.

Turning to pitching, we haven't seen too much from Ryan Dempster, or Big Z. That will change as the summer rolls on, hopefully. Ted Lilly has been good, and Harden has been near to his potential as well.

I'm not going to let a label like "fourth place" bother me at this point. I am not happy to see the Cardinals in first though.

Tonight begins the West Coast trip; Diamondbacks in Phoenix. Tonight is Lilly versus Haren. Early in the season like this the balls fly out of the open room of Bank One Ballpark.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Dempster Has Taste


This is Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster at tonight's Chicago Blackhawks game.

I'm thinking that Aramis Ramirez dared him to wear it should he bail Demp out with a walk-off homer (which he did - Go Cubbies!).

Ed also contributes various rantings to his own blog , VirtualCheeseBlogger

Monday, April 13, 2009

2009 Opening Day - CUBS WIN!

Just sayin...

Wrigley Field - LIVE CAM!

Wrigley Field Live Cam - courtesy of Cubworld.com

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or the link at the top to go to the Cubworld site which refreshes automatically.

Reed Freakin Johnson!


Sunday Night, Reed Johnson stole a grand slam away from Prince Fielder.
Lou Piniella, are you paying attention? Don't leave him out of the playoffs this time!

Watch the video on cubs.com (courtesy of ESPN).

Monday, April 6, 2009

One Down, 161 to go.


I don't know why the song "99 bottles of beer on the wall" is going thru my head, except in my head, there's 162 bottles and one of them is empty.

Go Cubs!

(the song below has swear words in it. if you're uncomfortable with a small amount of cursing at the beginning, then you should NOT play it.)

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall -

Ed also contributes various rantings to his own blog , VirtualCheeseBlogger

Saturday, April 4, 2009

MLB Fan Value Corner

MLB has launched a section of their baseball juggernaut of team websites called "MLB Fan Value Corner".


I'd call it the "We're stuck with all those crappy, often rainy (and in the Cubs' case SNOWY) friggin April Games and we want you to feel like we really care about bilking you out of your last dollar selling you lower than half-price tickets that you probably wouldn't want to buy anyway since you just spent your last paycheck paying off the interest on your high definition tv which gets the games just fine! Corner" .
But then, I'm probably not so good at marketing.

Anyway, if somehow you didn't manage to get some decent tickets this year (i might have extras - call me) and still want to catch a game in probably less than perfect weather conditions, or are a college student not concerned about possibly having your view partially obstructed by a support beam or skybox , you might be able to get an affordable ticket to our beloved national pasttime.

Enjoy!

Ed also contributes various rantings to his own blog , VirtualCheeseBlogger

Monday, March 16, 2009

Cheesy Marchy Madness

I posted my March Madness bracket on my other blog, VirtualCheeseBlogger .

Keep checking back here at THE INFIELD BOX for some riveting baseball commentary rivaled only by Zeus himself (greek god of fastballs).

Friday, February 20, 2009

Third Sign of the Apocalypse - VWR

Virtual Waiting Room ... on an iPhone!!!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

14653 Is The New Magic Number


The wrist is banded. The waiting begins...

update 2-20-09 - 6:01AM -
8396?!?!?! WTF!!!! Damn, you, Virtual Waiting Room!
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Besides contributing to Jon's Baseball Blog,
I also contribute to my own not-so-sports related blog
called Virtual Cheeseblogger , located at:
virtualcheeseburger.blogspot.com

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Cubs 13-Game Presale 2009 Rant

As one of the people on the season ticket waiting list (#2684 until they update the renewals for this season),
I received an email today about a 13-game presale going on tomorrow (Jan 15).
I could rant several pages on how I think Cub fans in general are getting fleeced (yes, I get that it's a business, but you gotta wonder if any of these people ever watched "Rookie of the Year" or noticed that most of us Cub fans have become poorer and poorer by the minute.), but I digress.

I bought into this presale last season, mainly because it included the opportunity to get Cubs vs. White Sox tickets. I'm still on the fence on whether I'm even going to purchase tickets this year, as I'm beyond crushed and disappointed that a certain baseball team failed to show up during the playoffs last year and got swept (blown away?) harder than the bleachers after 70's night (hurricane force winds - boy was THAT fun!).

If I were in the unlikely mood to buy tickets, I would definitely be hesitant to buy in to this 13 game deal again.
To start with, you are required to choose from specific sets of games the Cubs generally have difficulty selling during the regular sale date. They throw in a few token "good" games to hook you in (like the crosstown game). You must buy at least 3 (probably 4) games in April. Many of the April games are night games, which is great during the summer, but not in Chicago in April. I typically have one standing rule for April games. If I must purchase a game in April (and trust me, this is a last resort), I will choose a day game on the chance that the game might get some unseasonably sunny day. It happens, but usually you're stuck with rain or wintery conditions in April. May isn't a whole lot better. Plus, if you are stuck with extra tickets, as I often am, you are pretty much stuck with the tickets as most casual fans want to go to a summer-night game or a weekend game. I haven't heavily analyzed this year's list of available games yet , but those are usually pretty rare in this package.

The plus side of this deal is that if you have enough of a flexible work schedule and can get days off, you can obtain a handful of decent games in the middle of the week and it's one more opportunity to get tickets outside of the cluster-fudge that is the Late February Virtual Waiting Room Hell. Don't get me wrong, you will still have to deal with the dreaded VWR, but at least you have half a fighting chance to get tickets, if you for some irrational reason are still giving the Cubs a chance after 100 years of failure.
Feel free to comment on this. I'm too irritated by the Cubs to write any more about them today.

Below is a screenshot of the games they are making available for tomorrow's presale:
p.s. - Cubs Club is now 3 different payment levels and Vine Line subscribers are now getting bumped up in line on the season ticket waiting list? WTF IS THAT?!?!? Come on! It's hard enough for people to get these things!

p.p.s - Welcome Milton Bradley! Keep it Cool! You know what I mean.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Best Use of Wrigley in 100 years

My brothers are at the Blackhawks vs Red Wings
Winter Classic at Wrigley Field.
(current temperature: 26 degrees F, just like opening day in April!)

It's the first non-baseball sporting event since
the Chicago Sting soccer team played their home games at Wrigley in 1984.
The Chicago Bears once played football here from 1921-1970,
but this is the first time a hockey game has ever been played at Wrigley.

I chose to avoid frostbite (and high ticket prices) and watch it in HD
in the comfort of my home a few miles west.
This photo was taken from my TV which I shot with my mobile phone.
The banner says it all.



On a side note: I can't friggin believe the Cubs traded DeRosa!
Are they TRYING to wait another hundred years?
Peavy better have a red cape and a big S on his chest!


photo below taken by my brother Jon: